Sunday Movie Review

Today the boy and I went to see a movie at Imax in 3D. It was the Grand Canyon Adventure in 3D. I have never been so disappointed in a movie in all my life. Except maybe when I saw Johnny Pneumonic with Keanu Reeves.

The movie itself was only 40 minutes long (more like an episode of a television show really) but it seemed to go for hours. The music was naff, the narration was annoying, and what we thought was going to be a film about white water rafting turned out to be a 40 minute advertisement for water conservation. Hello, preaching to the converted in Australia! There was woefully little time dedicated to showing us the actual river itself, and way too much time showing the stupid man and his stupid daughter sitting by a campfire.

Do not go and see this film.


2 responses to “Sunday Movie Review

  1. Shmoo January 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    So, this idiot thinks, hey how can I get someone else to pay for a family vacation, so he gets Robert Redford to narrate it, and Dave (We throw poop out of our bus) Mathews band to play the music and adds some water conservation spiel and tah dah, a “green” movie!

  2. Debstar January 12, 2009 at 11:07 am

    I hate seeing a crappy movie, it’s such a waste of time and money.

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